Posts tagged List

• Sea Salt Kettle Chips
• Some type of sorbet, like possibly lime sorbet. Actually yes, lime sorbet. 
• Garlic breadsticks
• French Fries
• Reeses
• A Chicken Sandwich from Burger King
• Chicken Nuggets from McDonalds
• A Queensland salad from Outback
• A Blooming Onion from Outback

• There’s a girl who sits in the front row with her laptop who plays music obnoxiously, (the other day it was Asher Roth’s brilliant, “I love College”, which is terrible because this is a community college.) Also, she reads something and laughs out loud for everyone to hear then turns around looks at the class just to make sure we’re all giving her attention. Also, she wears the weirdest furry knee high thing over her jeans, they are atrocious. She wears them with flipflops, a tank top and jeans. What the fuck?
• Two people, a boy and a girl who weren’t previously a couple are now a couple, how sweet. If a Community College’s Modern American History course can bring two people together love must be real.
• There’s a boy, also in the front row, with long, greasy hair who thinks he’s the teacher (number one pet peeve, not really but one of them), also he talked about how he was going to get his Fiancee pregnant instead of buying her a kitten. Once again, what the fuck?
• There’s another boy, also in the front row, go figure that’s where the freaks thrive, who talks about his jail time, how drunk he got over the weekend, how he crashed his car fucked up on pills. As if this wasn’t bad enough, he shares it with the Professor. Let the lady teach so I can pretend to listen and try not to sleep. Jesus Christ.

Because, quite frankly, I don’t care/care about…

• Cashier Olympics
• How AMAZING your boyfriend is
• Your lame ass high school drama, UGH SO OVER IT
• That you like “waking up and realizing you still have 4 hours to sleep” and 200 other pages. (On a side note, is it REALLY necessary to like all of those things? Every fucking person in the world likes doing that, ugh)
• How fucked up boys are, and how cruel they are, yet you get a new boyfriend that you love 2 times a month. 
• How depressing your life is, wah wah wah. 

1. Nod your head “yes” during the duration of a lecture, conversation, phone call
2. Spell definitely as, deffintaly, defiantly, or any variation that is NOT definitely
3. Say that The Perks of Being a Wallflower changed your life, (also goes for if any Chuck Palahniuk book did the same.)
4. Turn right in front of me when I’m going 60 down a main road and there are NO CARS BEHIND ME FOR HUNDREDS OF YARDS
5. Bitch about people using Comic Sans or any font for that matter, get off the computer and stop obsessing about fonts, it’s weird.
6. Like, “(Insert Random FaceBook Group Here) and 164 other pages”
7. Still use MySpace

Then don’t talk to me.

I hardly ever rant, so I’m allowed to now. Here are some things currently going on in my life that I feel I need to chime in on.

1. Someone I know personally is getting married. So weird to me, but I guess soon enough I’ll start hearing through the grapevine (Facebook newsfeed) that so-and-so is getting married, what the hell? You’re like what, 18, 19, 20? You haven’t lived life yet, shit, don’t start a family, this isn’t the 1800’s we aren’t dying of the common cold at the age of 40, we have advanced scientific medicine and research that’ll keep you alive WAY past the age that you’re of any use to society. So seriously, travel, get a good job, meet new people, EXPLORE before you’re forced to clean diapers, and wipe baby throwup off your favorite top. Don’t settle down yet, actually, here’s some advice, don’t settle, ever.
2. I hate people who claim they have insomnia. I don’t hate them, I just wish someone would set them straight, (not me though, that takes way too much work so I’ll just complain about them on the internet). You don’t have insomnia, you just take naps in the middle of the day and your sleep schedule is fucked up. Or, you’re on Facebook at 4am, bitch, if you went and laid down on your bed in the dark and closed your eyes you’d be out in a couple minutes, it’s just you’re sitting up doing something, so stop with the stupid Facebook status, “OMG, CAN’T SLEEP, I have insomnia, ahh, textttt it <3”, bitch, whatthefuckever.

That’s all for now, because I’m going to go watch The Fairly Oddparents on Netflix.

Why not?

1. Angry Beavers, s. 1
2. Hey Arnold! s. 1
3. Aaahh!! Real Monsters, s. 1.
4. Seven Pounds
5. Being John Malkovich.
6. The Fairly Oddparents s. 1
7. The Fairly Oddparents s. 2
8. Skins: Volume 1
9. Skins: Volume 2
10. Weeds, s. 1
11. Weeds, s. 2
12. Dexter, s. 1
13. Katt Williams: The Pimp Chronicles.
14. Louis C.K: Chewed Up
15. The Contractor
16. Behind Enemy Lines 3
17. Obsessed
18. Tuck Everlasting
19. Surrogates
20. The Proposal
21. Law Abiding Citizen
22. Paul Blart: Mall Cop
23. The Stepfather
24. The Taking of Pelham 123
25. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
26. Demolition Man
27. SNL: The Best of Chris Rock
28. SNL: The Best of Adam Sandler
29. Rugrats, s.1
30. Rugrats, s.2
31. Rugrats, s.3
32. Rugrats, s.4
33. SNL, s.1
34. SNL, s.2
35. SNL, s.3
36. SNL, s.4
37. SNL, s.5
38. Liar, Liar
39. 10 Things I Hate About You
40. Step Brothers
41. World’s Greatest Dad
42. The Ugly Truth
43. Paper Heart
44. The Office, s.2
45. The Office, s.3
46. The Office, s.4
47. The Office, s.5
48. Confessions of a Shopaholic
49. So I Married an Axe Murderer
50. Art & Copy
51. Frontline: Digital Nation
52. Super High Me
53. Loose Change 9/11: An American Coup
54. Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price
55. Good Dick
56. Roast of Bob Saget: Uncensored Extended.

And that my friends, is my Netflix Instant Queue. I will tell you however, not included is the 3 Seasons of 30 Rock I’ve been watching everyday.