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Thoughts on my 8am Modern American History Class.

  • There’s a girl who sits in the front row with her laptop who plays music obnoxiously, (the other day it was Asher Roth’s brilliant, “I love College”, which is terrible because this is a community college.) Also, she reads something and laughs out loud for everyone to hear then turns around looks at the class just to make sure we’re all giving her attention. Also, she wears the weirdest furry knee high thing over her jeans, they are atrocious. She wears them with flipflops, a tank top and jeans. What the fuck?
  • Two people, a boy and a girl who weren’t previously a couple are now a couple, how sweet. If a Community College’s Modern American History course can bring two people together love must be real.
  • There’s a boy, also in the front row, with long, greasy hair who thinks he’s the teacher (number one pet peeve, not really but one of them), also he talked about how he was going to get his Fiancee pregnant instead of buying her a kitten. Once again, what the fuck?
  • There’s another boy, also in the front row, go figure that’s where the freaks thrive, who talks about his jail time, how drunk he got over the weekend, how he crashed his car fucked up on pills. As if this wasn’t bad enough, he shares it with the Professor. Let the lady teach so I can pretend to listen and try not to sleep. Jesus Christ.

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I’ve blocked about 1/4 of my “friends” on Facebook from appearing in my newsfeed.

Because, quite frankly, I don’t care/care about…

  • Cashier Olympics
  • How AMAZING your boyfriend is
  • Your lame ass high school drama, UGH SO OVER IT
  • That you like “waking up and realizing you still have 4 hours to sleep” and 200 other pages. (On a side note, is it REALLY necessary to like all of those things? Every fucking person in the world likes doing that, ugh)
  • How fucked up boys are, and how cruel they are, yet you get a new boyfriend that you love 2 times a month. 
  • How depressing your life is, wah wah wah. 

Filed under Personal Entry List I hate 99% of people

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If you…

  1. Nod your head “yes” during the duration of a lecture, conversation, phone call
  2. Spell definitely as, deffintaly, defiantly, or any variation that is NOT definitely
  3. Say that The Perks of Being a Wallflower changed your life, (also goes for if any Chuck Palahniuk book did the same.)
  4. Turn right in front of me when I’m going 60 down a main road and there are NO CARS BEHIND ME FOR HUNDREDS OF YARDS
  5. Bitch about people using Comic Sans or any font for that matter, get off the computer and stop obsessing about fonts, it’s weird.
  6. Like, “(Insert Random FaceBook Group Here) and 164 other pages”
  7. Still use MySpace

Then don’t talk to me.

Filed under Personal Entry Rant OCD List Bullets

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A Rant.

I hardly ever rant, so I’m allowed to now. Here are some things currently going on in my life that I feel I need to chime in on.

  1. Someone I know personally is getting married. So weird to me, but I guess soon enough I’ll start hearing through the grapevine (Facebook newsfeed) that so-and-so is getting married, what the hell? You’re like what, 18, 19, 20? You haven’t lived life yet, shit, don’t start a family, this isn’t the 1800’s we aren’t dying of the common cold at the age of 40, we have advanced scientific medicine and research that’ll keep you alive WAY past the age that you’re of any use to society. So seriously, travel, get a good job, meet new people, EXPLORE before you’re forced to clean diapers, and wipe baby throwup off your favorite top. Don’t settle down yet, actually, here’s some advice, don’t settle, ever.
  2. I hate people who claim they have insomnia. I don’t hate them, I just wish someone would set them straight, (not me though, that takes way too much work so I’ll just complain about them on the internet). You don’t have insomnia, you just take naps in the middle of the day and your sleep schedule is fucked up. Or, you’re on Facebook at 4am, bitch, if you went and laid down on your bed in the dark and closed your eyes you’d be out in a couple minutes, it’s just you’re sitting up doing something, so stop with the stupid Facebook status, “OMG, CAN’T SLEEP, I have insomnia, ahh, textttt it <3”, bitch, whatthefuckever.

That’s all for now, because I’m going to go watch The Fairly Oddparents on Netflix.

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SOO, LISTEN UP TUMBLR.
I&#8217;ve been watching those ~beauty gurus~ on Youtube all day, so I got inspired and ya&#8217;know, colored my extensions/real hair, learned some new makeup tricks and applied them at midnight, because I have nothing better to do, obviously. So, I took like 5 pictures of myself.
Before (no makeup, natural hair, no styling)
Before (no makeup, hair w/extensions in, no styling)
Before (no makeup, hair w/extensions in, styled)
Before (face makeup only, hair w/extensions in, styled)
After (full-on makeup, hair w/extensions in, styled)
I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;ll post it, but it&#8217;s interesting to see the power of hair and makeup.
Anyways, GPOYW! the picture above is obviously #5 from the list above.

SOO, LISTEN UP TUMBLR.

I’ve been watching those ~beauty gurus~ on Youtube all day, so I got inspired and ya’know, colored my extensions/real hair, learned some new makeup tricks and applied them at midnight, because I have nothing better to do, obviously. So, I took like 5 pictures of myself.

  1. Before (no makeup, natural hair, no styling)
  2. Before (no makeup, hair w/extensions in, no styling)
  3. Before (no makeup, hair w/extensions in, styled)
  4. Before (face makeup only, hair w/extensions in, styled)
  5. After (full-on makeup, hair w/extensions in, styled)

I don’t know if I’ll post it, but it’s interesting to see the power of hair and makeup.

Anyways, GPOYW! the picture above is obviously #5 from the list above.

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My Netflix Instant Queue.

Why not?

  1. Angry Beavers, s. 1
  2. Hey Arnold! s. 1
  3. Aaahh!! Real Monsters, s. 1.
  4. Seven Pounds
  5. Being John Malkovich.
  6. The Fairly Oddparents s. 1
  7. The Fairly Oddparents s. 2
  8. Skins: Volume 1
  9. Skins: Volume 2
  10. Weeds, s. 1
  11. Weeds, s. 2
  12. Dexter, s. 1
  13. Katt Williams: The Pimp Chronicles.
  14. Louis C.K: Chewed Up
  15. The Contractor
  16. Behind Enemy Lines 3
  17. Obsessed
  18. Tuck Everlasting
  19. Surrogates
  20. The Proposal
  21. Law Abiding Citizen
  22. Paul Blart: Mall Cop
  23. The Stepfather
  24. The Taking of Pelham 123
  25. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  26. Demolition Man
  27. SNL: The Best of Chris Rock
  28. SNL: The Best of Adam Sandler
  29. Rugrats, s.1
  30. Rugrats, s.2
  31. Rugrats, s.3
  32. Rugrats, s.4
  33. SNL, s.1
  34. SNL, s.2
  35. SNL, s.3
  36. SNL, s.4
  37. SNL, s.5
  38. Liar, Liar
  39. 10 Things I Hate About You
  40. Step Brothers
  41. World’s Greatest Dad
  42. The Ugly Truth
  43. Paper Heart
  44. The Office, s.2
  45. The Office, s.3
  46. The Office, s.4
  47. The Office, s.5
  48. Confessions of a Shopaholic
  49. So I Married an Axe Murderer
  50. Art & Copy
  51. Frontline: Digital Nation
  52. Super High Me
  53. Loose Change 9/11: An American Coup
  54. Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price
  55. Good Dick
  56. Roast of Bob Saget: Uncensored Extended.

And that my friends, is my Netflix Instant Queue. I will tell you however, not included is the 3 Seasons of 30 Rock I’ve been watching everyday.

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