- Nod your head “yes” during the duration of a lecture, conversation, phone call
- Spell definitely as, deffintaly, defiantly, or any variation that is NOT definitely
- Say that The Perks of Being a Wallflower changed your life, (also goes for if any Chuck Palahniuk book did the same.)
- Turn right in front of me when I’m going 60 down a main road and there are NO CARS BEHIND ME FOR HUNDREDS OF YARDS
- Bitch about people using Comic Sans or any font for that matter, get off the computer and stop obsessing about fonts, it’s weird.
- Like, “(Insert Random FaceBook Group Here) and 164 other pages”
- Still use MySpace
Then don’t talk to me.